Daily Digest for 2009-03-31

I’m 10 followers away from 666, which one of you will become MY EVIL MINION?

Ha! That last tweet lost me one. Now 11 away from 666.

@Robocub HEY! Watch it buddy. What’s your issue with malls?

@Robocub I’m a gay boy from New Jersey, "Mall" is in my DNA.

@OliverRanch wtf? that’s an insane price for butternut squash. That’s not a typo?

@Robocub spoken like someone who has never tasted of my cheesecake, and with that attitude likely won’t ;)

@Robocub I have but two things to say "Peanut butter brownie chunk" and "Orange Creamsicle" Make that three "Thin Mint"

@Robocub Nah, I don’t make them that often. But I could fatten you up with other foods.

Just took my 120th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/9568

My bed is calling me, must obey soon.

@TransplantGuy wow, that’s quite the twitter bio.

@bsimi you can’t change your avatar anymore, it just can’t get better than that one.

@leathersammie oh but I must.

Some days I don’t know why I bother with some people… they’ll never change.

okay ‘country style’ pork ribs braising with lime, sesame oil, chili oil, chili, ginger, cardamom, garlic, & onion. Jasmine rice on the side

oh and fish & soy sauces.

@Robocub that is why I stopped working out. ;)